20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother (Reddit’s Best Picks)

Clean:

1. Congratulations on your ‘age’ orbit around the flaming ball of plasma. Enjoy drinking fermented wheat.
2. Don't think of it as another birthday. Think of it as additional XP!
3. Congratulations on another year of pretending to have your life together.
4. Another year older and still no clue what you're doing. Inspirational, honestly.

If they are Gen Alpha and you want to use their lingo-

5. Hi Rizzmaster! I hope you have a skibidi day today. I want to say happy cake murder day.

Questionable:

1. Cat pee and turd day
2. Still calling it a phase?
3. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe
4. Still explaining you at the family gathering
5. Another year of being consistently average

Dark:

1. Time won. Again.
2. You're not a failure, you're a recurring lesson
3. Today was the day you caused extreme pain to your mother
4. Smile! While you still have teeth
5. It is downhill from here

Downright Degenerate:

1. Tomorrow we celebrate the escape of your enwombment
2. May today briefly convince you that it is all going somewhere.
3. Life is a long, painful, seemingly interminable march toward death. Happy ‘age’ birthday
4. Keep counting these like it’s progress.

Honestly, this one takes the crown:

5. Each candle represents a dream you’ve slowly abandoned